Jeremiah's Journal

I caught some crickets in our house yesterday, and Daddy helped me put it in a jar.. there was a baby cricket I named Pizza, and a mommy cricket I named Noodle.. I put some grass and leaves in there for them to eat and feel more at home.. I [had to] let them out this morning..

I was at preschool today and I did snack prayer.. I went to the zoo with the Krammes family last Saturday, and I had a great time with my new friend Blake all weekend.. we saw the kangaroo.. we saw both of the pandas.. and we saw the bats, they were flying all over the place.. they ate fruits.. you know how owls eat mice? they go whoosh.. and grab it.. here are some my jokes: what happens if a goat sits on a car? it vrooms away! what happens if a house jumps on a leaf? the house takes it away. what happens if a giraffe eats a mouse? it pops into an elephant. what happens if a computer jumps on a pencil? the pencil rolls away. and what happens if a marker sits on a present? throw markers and the box push it off. what happens if a refrigerator takes too long with a pencil in it? it has to go potty. what happens if a dolphin sits on a killer whale? it splashes it off. what happens if a zoo freezes on the car? the car goes to Rachelle and picks it up